10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

Are you looking for excuses for skipping work? So were these people, and they came up with some incredibly funny reasons why they couldn’t go in that day! If you think you have the balls to use these excuses for skipping work, go for it!

10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

 

  1. “I’ve injured myself during sex.”

 

2.  “I am hallucinating.”   – Then lay off the LSD FFS!!

3. “I am stuck in my house because the door’s broken.”

4. “I drank too much and fell asleep on someone’s floor – I don’t know where I am.” – Well, let’s admit it, we’ve all been there at some point, right! This is one of the greatest excuses for skipping work ever!

5. “I’ve got a sore finger” – Should we really ask how this happened??!!

6.  “I just put a casserole in the oven”  – A big WTF on this one!

7. “I woke up in a good mood and don’t want to ruin it.” – You have to have a pair of MASSIVE balls to pull this one off!

8. “Employee said a can of baked beans landed on their big toe.”

9. “I slipped on a coin.”

10. “My trousers split on the way to work.”

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