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Funny Travel Memes – Best Funny Travel Memes Collection

We all love a funny meme! Here is a collection of the best funny travel memes out there, guaranteed to brighten up your day!

Best Funny Travel Memes Collection

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You got to love this funny Australia travel meme. We particularly like the babykiller dingoes area!

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What is it, and this guy drinking his own piss? Surely it can’t taste THAT good?! If he ever releases a brand of beer under his name, we are staying well clear of it!

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We all know someone like that, right?

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What is it with the constant posting on facebook when people are on holiday. Chillax FFS! Oh – and please don’t take the piss by posting pictures of pints of beer from the airport!

No, you are not the only one that has noticed this! This is one of the most puzzling things ever!

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It’s like airport security has an ongoing challenge to make getting through harder each year. Massive ball-ache! Surely in 10 years time, we will only be able to fly naked!

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So much of airport security makes no sense whatsoever! Still, it’s great for producing funny travel memes!

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And that sums up airport security pretty nicely! Although it could have included how long it takes to put a belt back through the trouser loops.

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And then when you are finally on the plane, you end up next to one of these little bastards!

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Of course, once you land, it’s party time!

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But all too soon, the vacation is over, and it’s back to reality!

There are tonnes of funny travel memes out there. Which one of these was your favourite, or do you have one to add?  Please leave a comment below!

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10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

Are you looking for excuses for skipping work? So were these people, and they came up with some incredibly funny reasons why they couldn’t go in that day! If you think you have the balls to use these excuses for skipping work, go for it!

10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

10 Incredibly Funny Reasons and Excuses for Skipping Work

 

  1. “I’ve injured myself during sex.”

 

2.  “I am hallucinating.”   – Then lay off the LSD FFS!!

3. “I am stuck in my house because the door’s broken.”

4. “I drank too much and fell asleep on someone’s floor – I don’t know where I am.” – Well, let’s admit it, we’ve all been there at some point, right! This is one of the greatest excuses for skipping work ever!

5. “I’ve got a sore finger” – Should we really ask how this happened??!!

6.  “I just put a casserole in the oven”  – A big WTF on this one!

7. “I woke up in a good mood and don’t want to ruin it.” – You have to have a pair of MASSIVE balls to pull this one off!

8. “Employee said a can of baked beans landed on their big toe.”

9. “I slipped on a coin.”

10. “My trousers split on the way to work.”

Best Funny VW Emissions Scandal Memes

Best Funny VW Emissions Scandal Memes – Poor old VW. They have had a bad week. Terrible in fact. But then again, they did try to cheat the entire world with their emissions tests. Inevitably, this brought on a tonne of funny VW Emissions Scandal Memes. Check them out below!

Best Funny VW Emissions Scandal Memes

We are pretty sure, that the bosses of VW want to disappear in a cloud of smoke. Or at least a cloud of exhaust fumes. How on earth did they think they were going to get away with it? Trying to con the entire world is ambitious, even by German standards! Slapwank predicts that the scandal will rumble on for some time, but drop out of the headlines soon. In the mean time, we have collected the best funny VW emissions scandal memes for you, all in one handy place. Enjoy!

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We imagine that this VW scandal has basically killed off the chances of diesel cars taking of in the USA.

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And this is why!

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This is one of our faves. can you imagine working in a VW garage franchise right now?

Best funny VW emissions memes

For that matter, can you imagine being a ‘high-flier’ in VW? We wonder who they will make the scapegoat. or will everyone simply ‘retire’ before they can be brought to account?

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To be fair, it’s not the guys fault at any of the garages. As usual, it’s the fat-cats in suits to blame.Funny VW Emissions Scandal Memes

But they will use their Jedi skills to escape blame.

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We are pretty sure that as the days go on, more funny memes will surface. So, if you find any, leave a comment below, or tag us in on the facebook page at www.facebook.com/slapwank.

 

David Cameron Pig Memes Go Viral – Oink Oink

David Cameron Pig Memes Go Viral! – The past couple of weeks have been fantastic for UK politics. Rumours abound that British PM David Cameron was involved in some sort of weird university initiation ceremony. With a pig. Obviously, a frenzy of pig memes then hit the internet. Check out the best funny David Cameron pig memes via Slapwank.

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In a way, Slapwank doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. I mean, it’s not like the pig was alive or anything? Still, we got in on the fun and created a few David Cameron pig memes of our own. Or should that be David Hameron?!

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Best Funny David Cameron Pig Memes

And of course, the David Cameron Pig Memes craze, also spawned a run on old pig jokes. If you have any to add, leave a comment below!

“Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A groundhog.

Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game?
A: For playing dirty.

Q: Why did the pig cross the road?
A: He got BOARed.

Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
A: Ein- swine

Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!

Q: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly?
A: A road hog.

Q: How do you make a pig squeal?
A: Kick your step mum in the FACE!

Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs

Q: What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
A: Mistaken bacon.”

That’s all the pig jokes for now. I’m off to get a bacon sandwich.