In an awesome turn of events, newly elected UKIP leader Paul Nuttall looks like Eddie Hitler from Bottom. Paul Nuttall Looks Like Eddie Hitler From Bottom
We could go on and write more, but really, the photo says it all!
By the way, if you are interested in the TV show Bottom, take a look at this Facebook page –
Mrs. Slocombe’s Pussy. They feature Bottom and tonnes of other great British Comedy.
Have you heard about the After School Satan Clubs in US Elementary Schools? Well keep reading, because this is as funny as it gets!
After School Satan Clubs
So what’s this about then? Well, it seems that if Christians are allowed after school clubs at elementary schools, Satanists want theirs too!
The idea of After School Satan Clubs may be a reality, after The Satanic Temple contacted school districts across the USA to announce that it wants to open after-school clubs
Even Martha Wright, executive director of Child Evangelism Fellowship (CEF) of Maryland, agrees After School Satan clubs are fair.
“Well of course, when the Supreme Court voted in 2001 that religious groups could have equal access, that opened the door to any religious group,” she said.
For more information about just what the fuck it is all about, take a look at
The Satanic Temples website.
The Washington Post also put an article about it >>
The 5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security – What’s the weirdest thing you have have packed to take on vacation, and does it beat these? The 5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security
A dead seal’s head. Found in luggage in the USA in2004. A customs offical was quoted as saying ”He indicated that he was aware that he needed a permit and that he didn’t have a permit.” Source –
2. Human Skull Fragments – Why stop at a seals head, when you can pack human skull fragments? Discovered at Fort Lauderdale airport in 2013. Source >>
3. Marijuana Filled Grenades – If you are going to smuggle drugs through an airport, why on earth would you hide them in a replica grenade? Well, that’s exactly what some dumbasses did in Tuscon! Source >>
4. 451 Turtles in a Suitcase – This would be a great name for a band or even a song. The reality is though, a passenger on a flight from Bangladesh to Bangkok tried to smuggle in 451 live turtles. Crazy mo-fo. Source >>
5. Snakes in a Bra – A far as creative smuggling attempts go, trying to smuggle 75 snakes in a bra is a pretty brave attempt! A woman was arrested in Stockholm, Sweden when suspicion was aroused by the woman repeatedly scratching her chest. Well, wouldn’t you?
Where do you keep your most valuable possession, or hide your darkest secrets? These 10 Most Well-Guarded Locations On The Planet make you wonder just what the powers-that-be who run the world have to hide.
10 Most Well-Guarded Locations On The Planet
Area 51 , the Church of Scientology , the Vatican and KFC have in common? They all feature on this list of the 10 most well-guarded places on the planet! Just what do the government and secret societies keep behind locked doors? Watch the video, and find out for yourself!
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between men and women? This fun collection of cartoons demonstrates brilliantly just what that difference between men and women is.
The Difference Between Men and Women
A choice of colour
The difference between men and women when looking in the mirror
Money spent in the hairdresser
Ending a relationship
Answering the call of nature
Getting ready to go out
Packing for a vacation
Clothes for the week
Have you ever been in urgent need of the toilet? Buttocks clenched, you end up doing the funny walk, trying desperately to make it in time before you turtle head. This is for everyone who has touched cloth at some point in their lives!!
In Urgent Need of the Toilet
Sara X performing Jingle Boobs is a modern Xmas classic. Check out the video, and see for yourself just why it’s called Jingle Boobs!
Sara X Performs Jingle Boobs
This definitely deserves to be an Xmas classic. Check out the video, and see for yourself just why!
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On the third day of the Belgian lockdown, Brussels residents are relieving the tension, by tweeting tonnes of cute cat photos. Check out what we found on the #BrusselLockdown hashtag!
Belgians Tweeting #BrusselsLockdown Cat Photos
Belgian police have asked Brussels residents not to report on any police movements they see via Twitter. They did this by using the #BrusselsLockdown hashtag. It didn’t take long until Twitter Tweeps started to inject some humour, and a flood of cat photos followed!
Are you ready for Halloween 2015 yet? Be cool, and don’t be a muppet. Especially like these saddo ultimate Halloween fail videos from last year. Enjoy!
VIDEO Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos
Some of those
ultimate are seriously stupid. Some of them are pretty funny as well. Did you see the cat? Well, cats are always funny really I suppose. Halloween fail videos
If you or someone else around you fail as spectacularly as these idiots at Halloween, we’d love to see it. Send us your videos to the
Slapwank Facebook page!
Whilst you are here, don’t run away! We have a couple more funny Halloween related posts for you to check out! Take a look at these great ones below.
Weird US Halloween Costumes – Why on earth would someone want to dress up as a fried egg for Halloween? What goes through that persons mind?
Sexy Halloween Costumes in the UK – This is more like it! There is nothing like a hot zombie nurse to set the pulse racing!
Halloween Clowns – Clowns. Why are they so fricking frightening? Here are some of the scariest Halloween clown around!
Walking Dead Funny Meme Collection – Ok, it’s not technically a Halloween theme. But it is about zombies. Check out these latest funniest Walking Dead memes. Are you enjoying the new season?
Watch the Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos at Slapwank.
Think you can do a few tricks on a bike? Think again! This African bicycle dancer has got mad skills that you can only dream of! Check the video below.
VIDEO African Bicycle Dancer
Is that the coolest guy on earth or what?!
If you can do even half the stuff that this guy can, Slapwank wants to see your videos now! Send them into us on the Facebook fanpage, and lets us share them with the world!
African bicycle dancer has mad skills !