Funny Chuck Norris Memes – The Best Chuck Norris Memes

Funny Chuck Norris memes are as indestructible as the man himself! Here’s some of the best Chuck Norris memes we’ve collected together in one place just for you!

Chuck Norris You’re the Man!

Here’s a good Chuck meme to begin with…

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He is the man!

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Chuck Norris is a winner!

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May the man live forever!

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Tell it like it is Chuck!

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The 20 best Chuck Norris facts

  • Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.
  • He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it’s definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: “Now that’s funny. I love to laugh, as do most people.” Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)
  • The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’s age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: “Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, ‘I like to say I’m 39, with 27 years of experience.'”)
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
  • If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
  • When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds air hostage.
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.
  • If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
  • When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.