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Brace yourself – Christmas Memes Are Coming! Slapwank did very well holding back until December until we started posted Christmas memes. Didn’t we do well?! Now it’s December though, let those Christmas Memes start to flow!
Brace Yourself – Christmas Memes Are Coming!
Now it’s December, it’s time to start dusting off the Christmas Themes! Slapwank will be posting a few mixed in with our normal mix of rude nonsense at our Facebook Page. Here’s a taste of the kind of genius Christmas memes you can expect to come!
Have you been naught or nice this year?
That’s one solution!
Ok, you have to admit that one was funny!
Actually, Chuck would make a pretty good Santa Claus!
Get into the Christmas spirit you miserable bastard!
22 Funny Letters Written To Santa Claus That Will Make You Smile!
Most kids write a Christmas letter to Santa. It’s part of tradition. Some letters can be a lot funnier than others though! Here are some funny, and just plain weird letters written to Santa. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did!
1. Watch your language!
2. I hate getting kool in my stocking.
3. That escalated quickly.
4. I think #6 would help us get to #5.
5. Greedy from the start.
6. Yeah, Santa! Show us some proof.
7. This is a noble kid.
8. This little kid didn’t want to neglect Mrs. Claus!
9. A superhero in the making.
10. This poor kid doesn’t even know if they’ve been naughty or nice.
11. Don’t play with the hookers!
12. At least this kid knows that he’s on the naughty list.
13. Just give her a puppy already!
14. I don’t think Santa will be able to read this.
15. This kid wants the alphabet.
16. Hard to argue with that.
17. This is a very tech-savvy kid.
18. Can’t even decide on a color.
19. Just send him a text.
20. Type it in, Santa.
21. When your handwriting is really bad, this is a nice option.
22. I mean…he’s not wrong.
What’s on your Dear Santa list this year?
In an awesome turn of events, newly elected UKIP leader Paul Nuttall looks like Eddie Hitler from Bottom.
Paul Nuttall Looks Like Eddie Hitler From Bottom
We could go on and write more, but really, the photo says it all!
By the way, if you are interested in the TV show Bottom, take a look at this Facebook page – Mrs. Slocombe’s Pussy. They feature Bottom and tonnes of other great British Comedy.
Here is a collection of ginger tosser memes and jokes. If you know a ginge who will appreciate (?) them, share away! It’s not like they have souls in any case.
So, what do you think of when ‘Ginger Tosser’ comes to mind?
Ok, that was a cheap shot. But hey, it was funny anyway.
So, we’ve put together a little collection of the best ginger tosser memes and jokes we could find. Hope you enjoy them, and please share them around!
Now the election cycle is over, and the hangover has worn off, it’s time to face up to President Trump! Orange is the new black.
Orange Is The New Black
This guy is going to be the source of so many memes, it’s unbelievable! We can’t wait to see how crazy things will get in January 2017. In the mean time, here are a few President Trump memes to get you started!