Goat Jokes – Things Just Goat Serious – Really Bad Goat Jokes

Things just goat serious meme! Actually, we think this one should have been called Ram-Bo. Get it? More goat jokes for you!

things just goat serious

This also seems like a good way to include a few rubbish goat jokes!

Bad Goat Jokes

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.

What do you call a goat with a beard?
It is goatee!

Why is it hard to carryon a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.

What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.

What do you call a goat at sea?
Billy Ocean.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.

Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.

you have goat to be kidding me

What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.

What do you call an unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.

You have goat to be kidding me

Kids are quite fond of funny goats and they enjoy playing with them. Kids tease the goats and make them do some silly things. There are some funny goat cartoon characters. Many companies use the images of funny goats in their merchandises.
People involved in keeping goats come across numerous goat jokes as well as funny goats. Goat care becomes enjoyable when the person giving care and the goat enjoys each other’s company.

 

Goat jokes - A collection of really bad goat jokes!

Goats are so affectionate and playful. Hence, there will be some hilarious moments all the way.

 

Goat Jokes & Puns

“Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat”.
“How long have you felt like that”?
….. “Since I was a kid”.

Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: …He didn’t see the ewe turn.

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
….. Because they’re always butting in.

What do you call a goat’s beard?
…. A goatee.

How do you keep a goat from charging?
….. You take his credit card away!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat??
….. You get a hare in your milk!

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat??
….. Because the goat always butts in!

What do you call an unemployed goat?
….. Billy Idol!

What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
……. Billy Ocean!

What do you call a goat with a beard?
……. Goatee!

What do you call the best ‘butter’ on the farm?
………A goat