Are you ready for Halloween yet? If not, you’ve only got a few days left, so time to get your ass into gear!! Here are a selection of just plain weird US Halloween costumes to act as inspiration!
Weird US Halloween Costumes
If you haven’t got your Halloween costume yet, take a look at these. They are just a selection of some of the weird US Halloween costumes you can order, and get delivered to you in time for the big day.
>Nothing says Halloween like an over-easy egg Halloween costume. Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. If you are that crazy, you can get yours here >>Over Easy Egg Food Costume Fried Eggs Scramble Women Theatrical Costume
Where there’s eggs, there’s bacon. Well, it kind of looks like bacon. If you have been taking a lot of low grade acid. Which to be fair, you would need to in order to wear this weird US Halloween costumes. Available here >>Rasta Imposta Bacon Strip Costume, Brown, One Size
See, this one doesn’t look so weird now. It just looks shit. >>elope Plague Doctor Mask, Brown, One Size
This one reminds me of an old girlfriend. Happy days!! Shensee Weird Halloween Party Animal Latex Mask (02)
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