13 Friday the 13th Memes and Ways to Celebrate

Friday the 13th funny memes

Last updated on January 29th, 2018 at 12:06 pm

You don’t take Friday the 13th seriously do you? You do! Well, these Friday the 13th memes should help take your mind off the unluckiest day of the year!

Friday the 13th memes

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

Do you suffer from Paraskevidekatriaphobia: A fear of Friday the 13th? Well, avoid those ladders, run away from black cats, and get some salt ready to throw over your shoulder. These Friday the 13th memes are just what you need to start your day!

13 Friday the 13th Memes

1. Let’s be kind to one another on Friday the 13th. No need for sharp objects!

World kindness day is Friday the 13th

2. Survival instructions to get through Friday the 13th in one piece.

Survival instructions for Friday the 13th

3. Treat your other half to a romantic movie

Let's cuddle on Friday the 13th

4. If you do survive, remember tomorrow’s just another day.

Saturday the 14th

5. Because Friday the 13th and clowns mix so well.

Clowns on Friday the 13th

6. If Yoda say so, it must be true!

Star Wars Friday the 13th Memes

7. What you need is a hero on Friday the 13th.

Deadpool Friday the 13th memes

8. Want to get a full does of bad luck? These seem like good instructions.

Maximise your chances for bad luck on Friday the 13th

9. Some people just think that Friday the 13th is simply another day though.

The Joker Friday the 13th meme

10. Even The Donald is getting in on Friday the 13th action. Tweets – “It’s bad. Big Bad. Friday 13th. Terrible things happening. Sad emoji.”

Donald Trump Friday 13th Meme

11. But do we even have time for Friday 13th? No one has time for that!

Ain't nobody got time for Friday 13th!

12. Let’s celebrate everyone. It’s Friday the 13th. Do your funky thing!

Let's celebrate - It's Friday 13th

13. Finally – make sure to tell everyone it’s Friday the 13th. They might not know!

Tell everyone it's Friday the 13th

Ways to Celebrate Friday 13th

We thought you might appreciate this video on ways to celebrate this special day!

Some Friday 13th Jokes

What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?  – “Takin Care of Business”

Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat? He ran out of scare spray.

Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th? After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!

What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean? A human bean.

What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th? “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”

What’s Jason Voorhees favorite desert? I-Scream!

What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th? Nothing, she’s dead

Why aren’t people afraid of Friday the 13th? The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren’t cut. Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.

More Great Memes

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Funny Clown Memes – Because who doesn’t think clowns are a bit freaky!

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Funny Chuck Norris Memes – The Best Chuck Norris Memes

The best funny Chuck Norris memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:32 pm

Funny Chuck Norris memes are as indestructible as the man himself! Here’s some of the best Chuck Norris memes we’ve collected together in one place just for you!

Chuck Norris You’re the Man!

Here’s a good Chuck meme to begin with…

Chuck Norris memes

 

He is the man!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

Chuck Norris is a winner!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

May the man live forever!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

Tell it like it is Chuck!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

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The 20 best Chuck Norris facts

  • Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.
  • He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it’s definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: “Now that’s funny. I love to laugh, as do most people.” Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)
  • The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’s age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: “Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, ‘I like to say I’m 39, with 27 years of experience.'”)
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
  • If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
  • When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds air hostage.
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.
  • If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
  • When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

Funny Drinking Memes – The Best Drinking Memes Online

Funny Hangover Memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:36 pm

Here’s some of the best drinking memes online. If you like funny drinking memes, and other funny memes, this is the site for you! Come and check us out.

Funny Memes About Drinking

Are you getting ready for a good night out, or just had one? These drinking memes are just what you want! Feel free to share them around!

Funny drinking memes

Now, come on admit it. We’ve all been there and done that! We’ve all said we are going out for just one drink, and then it’s turned into an all-nighter!

Shut up Liver

Funny drinking memes

So we know drinking isn’t smart, but we do it anyway!

A poem just for you

Funny drinking memes

Ok, so not much of a poem after all! Actually, this reminds us of the famous drinking song about Goblins from Blackadder.

Doctor’s Orders

Funny drinking memes

How many pints do you think that one is then! We think we know people who could drink that without too many issues though!

Something for the weekend?

Funny drinking memes

So, what are you up to at the weekend then?

And the Hangover

Funny Hangover Memes

Have you ever noticed how in the film The Hangover, no one actually seems to have a hangover? Everyone is pretty well hydrated, and they can even talk. That doesn’t sound like a hangover to us! Talking of the films, the first one was excellent. but the other two sucked majorly.

Check put these other memes

If you liked these, you might want to check out these funny hangover memes as well! Take a look around the site, and remember to like our facebook page as well!

Funny Zombie Memes – The Best Zombie Memes Online

Funny zombie memes

Last updated on December 28th, 2018 at 10:42 am

The Walking Dead breathed life back into the Zombie genre. Halloween is nearly upon us. Let’s go zombie crazy with these funny zombie memes!

Funny Memes About Zombies

There’s something about zombie movies and TV shows that seems to grab our attention.Inevitably, these have become to source of an endless series of funny zombie memes.

Time to check out these zombie memes!

Zombie Meme With Grumpy Cat

We kick off with a meme that combines zombies with the famous grumpy cat meme!

Funny Zombie Memes

Everybody you’ve ever known is dead. Good.

Zombie on the Loo

We’ve all felt like this at some point!

Funny Zombie Memes

We’ve all been in urgent need of the toilet at some point! It also gives you time to think about the great bog roll debate.

Zombie Takes A Selfie

Funny Zombie Memes

Zombie selfies – we can’t wait for Halloween again this year!

Forrest Gump Zombie Meme

Run Forrest, run!

Funny Zombie Memes

Zombie Get The Munchies

Funny Zombie Memes

The Evolution of Zombies

The Evolution of Zombies

Don’t be afraid of the Zombie apocalypse…

Afraid of Zombies

Funny Zombie Jokes

These zombie jokes are drop-dead funny!

Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
A: The monSTORE!

Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn’t attached!

Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
A: His GHOULfriend!

Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

Q: What is a zombie’s favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!

Q: Why did the zombie buy a Jet Ski?
A: He wanted to ENJOY the apocalypse!

Q: What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A: A MOMster!

Q: What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat?
A: LIFE Savers!

Funny Darth Vader Memes – The Best Darth Vader Memes Online

Funny Darth Vader Memes

Last updated on September 22nd, 2017 at 06:02 pm

Let’s take a look at some funny Darth Vader memes. Here are 5 of the best Darth Vader memes we found today.

Funny Darth Vader Memes

Funny Darth Vader Memes

That time when Darth Vader takes the At-At for a walk!

Funny Darth Vader Memes

Somehow this image of Darth Vader works a little too well. Maybe even a camp Gone with the Wind would be a good idea!

Darth Vader in Love

Funny Darth Vader Memes

Am I the only one who thinks female Vader is a hot MILF? Or would that be a SILF? – Sith I’d Like To….

Funny Darth Vader Memes

Oh yeah man.

Funny Darth Vader Memes

The new films are not bad. At least they haven’t been Indiana Jonesed!

Snatch Wars

Have you ever seen the film Snatch? Well,check out this mas up with Star Wars and Snatch – Snatch Wars!

Best Star Wars Jokes

Here’s a few of the best Star Wars jokes for you to enjoy!

Episode I: Become Pun with The Force

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

A: Wookieleaks

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Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.

Episode II: Bar Wars

The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.

“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”

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Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.

“What’ll it be?” asks the barman.

“A pint for me, and one for the road.”

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The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”

“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

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