Funny Chuck Norris Memes – The Best Chuck Norris Memes

The best funny Chuck Norris memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:32 pm

Funny Chuck Norris memes are as indestructible as the man himself! Here’s some of the best Chuck Norris memes we’ve collected together in one place just for you!

Chuck Norris You’re the Man!

Here’s a good Chuck meme to begin with…

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He is the man!

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Chuck Norris is a winner!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

May the man live forever!

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Tell it like it is Chuck!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

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The 20 best Chuck Norris facts

  • Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.
  • He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it’s definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: “Now that’s funny. I love to laugh, as do most people.” Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)
  • The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’s age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: “Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, ‘I like to say I’m 39, with 27 years of experience.'”)
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
  • If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
  • When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds air hostage.
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.
  • If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
  • When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

Vyvyan From The Young Ones – Funny Lines

Vyvyan from the Young Ones

Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 03:15 pm

Vyvyan from the Young Ones was one of the greatest characters in British comedy. Check out some of the best Vyvyan lines here!

Vyvyan

Vyvyan, often referred to as “Vyv”, is a psychopathic punk medical student. He has spiked red hair and four metal stars seemingly embedded into his forehead. He wears a denim waistcoat over a black T-shirt, a black studded belt across his denim jeans and bovver boots. He also gets bored very easily!

Being sober is boring - Vyvyan from the Young Ones

Mindless Violence

Whilst he loves attacking Rick and Neil, for some reason he looks up to Mike, whom he never attacks and often addresses as “Michael”. He despises Rick more than he does Neil; for example when Rick, Mike and Neil meet his mother at a bar in the episode “Boring”, he calls both Neil and Mike his friends, but refers to Rick as “a complete bastard.”

Vyvyan from the Young Ones playing monopoly

Brighter than he looks

Regardless of his violent and mostly simple-minded nature, Vyvyan seems to be the smartest of the group and he has on a couple of occasions demonstrated his talent as a medical student. In the episode “Flood”, he develops a potion to transform a person into an “axe-wielding homicidal maniac”, claiming that “it’s basically a cure… for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac… the potential market’s enormous!”.

Vyvyan from the young ones lines

University Challenge

 

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Is Vyvyan Compassionate?

Although Vyvyan is constantly unruly, he does possess a compassionate side; primarily in the episode “Cash”, when he thought he was pregnant he was considering names to call his baby and he also patted his “bump” saying “that’s my boy!” when it hit Rick in the face and knocked him into the fireplace.

Funny Drinking Memes – The Best Drinking Memes Online

Funny Hangover Memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:36 pm

Here’s some of the best drinking memes online. If you like funny drinking memes, and other funny memes, this is the site for you! Come and check us out.

Funny Memes About Drinking

Are you getting ready for a good night out, or just had one? These drinking memes are just what you want! Feel free to share them around!

Funny drinking memes

Now, come on admit it. We’ve all been there and done that! We’ve all said we are going out for just one drink, and then it’s turned into an all-nighter!

Shut up Liver

Funny drinking memes

So we know drinking isn’t smart, but we do it anyway!

A poem just for you

Funny drinking memes

Ok, so not much of a poem after all! Actually, this reminds us of the famous drinking song about Goblins from Blackadder.

Doctor’s Orders

Funny drinking memes

How many pints do you think that one is then! We think we know people who could drink that without too many issues though!

Something for the weekend?

Funny drinking memes

So, what are you up to at the weekend then?

And the Hangover

Funny Hangover Memes

Have you ever noticed how in the film The Hangover, no one actually seems to have a hangover? Everyone is pretty well hydrated, and they can even talk. That doesn’t sound like a hangover to us! Talking of the films, the first one was excellent. but the other two sucked majorly.

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5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security

snakes in a bra smuggling attempt

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:33 pm

The 5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security – What’s the weirdest thing you have have packed to take on vacation, and does it beat these?

Weird things found at airports

A dead seal’s head.

  1. Found in luggage in the USA in2004. A customs offical was quoted as saying  ”He indicated that he was aware that he needed a permit and that he didn’t have a permit.” Source – http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/21/us/seal-s-head-is-found-in-luggage-at-airport.html?_r=0

 

2. Human Skull Fragments

Why stop at a seals head, when you can pack human skull fragments? Discovered at Fort Lauderdale airport in 2013. Source >> http://blog.tsa.gov/2013/04/tsa-week-in-review-40-firearms.html

human skull fragments found at airport

3. Marijuana Filled Grenades

If you are going to smuggle drugs through an airport, why on earth would you hide them in a replica grenade? Well, that’s exactly what some dumbasses did in Tuscon! Source >> http://blog.tsa.gov/2012/10/tsa-week-in-review-42-firearms.html

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4. 451 Turtles in a Suitcase

This would be a great name for a band or even a song. The reality is though, a passenger on a flight from Bangladesh to Bangkok tried to smuggle in 451 live turtles. Crazy mo-fo. Source >> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-thailand-turtles-idUSTRE75119R20110602

451 Turtles in a suitcase

5. Snakes in a Bra

A far as creative smuggling attempts go, trying to smuggle 75 snakes in a bra is a pretty brave attempt! A woman was arrested in Stockholm, Sweden when suspicion was aroused by the woman repeatedly scratching her chest. Well, wouldn’t you?

snakes in a bra smuggling attempt

Actually, we think that Snakes in a Bra would be a great name for a film! A lot better than that awful snakes on a plane film, that’s for sure!

Whats’ the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen someone take on a plane? If it tops any of these, then let us know!

Funny Zombie Memes – The Best Zombie Memes Online

Funny zombie memes

Last updated on December 28th, 2018 at 10:42 am

The Walking Dead breathed life back into the Zombie genre. Halloween is nearly upon us. Let’s go zombie crazy with these funny zombie memes!

Funny Memes About Zombies

There’s something about zombie movies and TV shows that seems to grab our attention.Inevitably, these have become to source of an endless series of funny zombie memes.

Time to check out these zombie memes!

Zombie Meme With Grumpy Cat

We kick off with a meme that combines zombies with the famous grumpy cat meme!

Funny Zombie Memes

Everybody you’ve ever known is dead. Good.

Zombie on the Loo

We’ve all felt like this at some point!

Funny Zombie Memes

We’ve all been in urgent need of the toilet at some point! It also gives you time to think about the great bog roll debate.

Zombie Takes A Selfie

Funny Zombie Memes

Zombie selfies – we can’t wait for Halloween again this year!

Forrest Gump Zombie Meme

Run Forrest, run!

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Zombie Get The Munchies

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The Evolution of Zombies

The Evolution of Zombies

Don’t be afraid of the Zombie apocalypse…

Afraid of Zombies

Funny Zombie Jokes

These zombie jokes are drop-dead funny!

Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
A: The monSTORE!

Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn’t attached!

Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
A: His GHOULfriend!

Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

Q: What is a zombie’s favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!

Q: Why did the zombie buy a Jet Ski?
A: He wanted to ENJOY the apocalypse!

Q: What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A: A MOMster!

Q: What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat?
A: LIFE Savers!