Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos at Slapwank

Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos at Slapwank

Last updated on August 27th, 2019 at 06:25 am

Halloween is a time to be clever with your costume. Or a total muppet.  We hope you enjoy these saddo ultimate Halloween fail videos!

Funny Halloween Fails

We’ve pulled together some of the funniest Halloween fails for you, including videos and of course some Halloween memes!

Halloween Fails 2014

Some of the best from 2014.

Some of the best from 2015

There’s some serious idiots in this once. I mean, what does Batman think he is doing? How could that possibly have worked?!

2016 Halloween Fails and Pranks

We love the air-horn prank in this video!

Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos

Some of those ultimate Halloween fail videos are seriously stupid. Some of them are pretty funny as well. Did you see the cat? Well, cats are always funny really I suppose.
Ultimate Halloween Fail Videos at Slapwank

If you or someone else around you fail as spectacularly as these idiots at Halloween, we’d love to see it. Send us your videos to the Slapwank Facebook page!

Whilst you are here, don’t run away! We have a couple more funny Halloween related posts for you to check out! Take a look at these great ones below.

Weird US Halloween Costumes – Why on earth would someone want to dress up as a fried egg for Halloween? What goes through that persons mind?

Sexy Halloween Costumes in the UK – This is more like it! There is nothing like a hot zombie nurse to set the pulse racing!

Halloween Clowns – Clowns. Why are they so fricking frightening? Here are some of the scariest Halloween clown around!

Walking Dead Funny Meme Collection – Ok, it’s not technically a Halloween theme. But it is about zombies. Check out these latest funniest Walking Dead memes. Are you enjoying the new season?

Funny Redneck Memes – A list of the best funny Redneck memes.

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Funny Chuck Norris Memes – The Best Chuck Norris Memes

The best funny Chuck Norris memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:32 pm

Funny Chuck Norris memes are as indestructible as the man himself! Here’s some of the best Chuck Norris memes we’ve collected together in one place just for you!

Chuck Norris You’re the Man!

Here’s a good Chuck meme to begin with…

Chuck Norris memes

 

He is the man!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

Chuck Norris is a winner!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

May the man live forever!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

Tell it like it is Chuck!

Funny Chuck Norris Memes

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The 20 best Chuck Norris facts

  • Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.
  • He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it’s definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: “Now that’s funny. I love to laugh, as do most people.” Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)
  • The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’s age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: “Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, ‘I like to say I’m 39, with 27 years of experience.'”)
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
  • If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
  • When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds air hostage.
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.
  • If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
  • When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

Funny Drinking Memes – The Best Drinking Memes Online

Funny Hangover Memes

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:36 pm

Here’s some of the best drinking memes online. If you like funny drinking memes, and other funny memes, this is the site for you! Come and check us out.

Funny Memes About Drinking

Are you getting ready for a good night out, or just had one? These drinking memes are just what you want! Feel free to share them around!

Funny drinking memes

Now, come on admit it. We’ve all been there and done that! We’ve all said we are going out for just one drink, and then it’s turned into an all-nighter!

Shut up Liver

Funny drinking memes

So we know drinking isn’t smart, but we do it anyway!

A poem just for you

Funny drinking memes

Ok, so not much of a poem after all! Actually, this reminds us of the famous drinking song about Goblins from Blackadder.

Doctor’s Orders

Funny drinking memes

How many pints do you think that one is then! We think we know people who could drink that without too many issues though!

Something for the weekend?

Funny drinking memes

So, what are you up to at the weekend then?

And the Hangover

Funny Hangover Memes

Have you ever noticed how in the film The Hangover, no one actually seems to have a hangover? Everyone is pretty well hydrated, and they can even talk. That doesn’t sound like a hangover to us! Talking of the films, the first one was excellent. but the other two sucked majorly.

Check put these other memes

If you liked these, you might want to check out these funny hangover memes as well! Take a look around the site, and remember to like our facebook page as well!

5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security

snakes in a bra smuggling attempt

Last updated on September 27th, 2017 at 01:33 pm

The 5 Craziest Things Found By Airport Security – What’s the weirdest thing you have have packed to take on vacation, and does it beat these?

Weird things found at airports

A dead seal’s head.

  1. Found in luggage in the USA in2004. A customs offical was quoted as saying  ”He indicated that he was aware that he needed a permit and that he didn’t have a permit.” Source – http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/21/us/seal-s-head-is-found-in-luggage-at-airport.html?_r=0

 

2. Human Skull Fragments

Why stop at a seals head, when you can pack human skull fragments? Discovered at Fort Lauderdale airport in 2013. Source >> http://blog.tsa.gov/2013/04/tsa-week-in-review-40-firearms.html

human skull fragments found at airport

3. Marijuana Filled Grenades

If you are going to smuggle drugs through an airport, why on earth would you hide them in a replica grenade? Well, that’s exactly what some dumbasses did in Tuscon! Source >> http://blog.tsa.gov/2012/10/tsa-week-in-review-42-firearms.html

weed filled grenade

4. 451 Turtles in a Suitcase

This would be a great name for a band or even a song. The reality is though, a passenger on a flight from Bangladesh to Bangkok tried to smuggle in 451 live turtles. Crazy mo-fo. Source >> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-thailand-turtles-idUSTRE75119R20110602

451 Turtles in a suitcase

5. Snakes in a Bra

A far as creative smuggling attempts go, trying to smuggle 75 snakes in a bra is a pretty brave attempt! A woman was arrested in Stockholm, Sweden when suspicion was aroused by the woman repeatedly scratching her chest. Well, wouldn’t you?

snakes in a bra smuggling attempt

Actually, we think that Snakes in a Bra would be a great name for a film! A lot better than that awful snakes on a plane film, that’s for sure!

Whats’ the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen someone take on a plane? If it tops any of these, then let us know!

Funny Cat Memes – The Best Funny Cat Memes

Funny cat memes

Last updated on September 22nd, 2017 at 08:33 pm

A collection of funny cat memes to get your day off to a great start! For more funny memes check out our Facebook Page!

Funny Cat Memes

These funny cat memes are Paw-some. Get it? Paw-some?

Ok,never mind. Let’s just show the cat memes instead!

Happy Birthday Cat Meme

Funny cat memes

Cats Rule

This cat tells you exactly what he thinks!

Funny cat memes

Funny Cat Meme

We’d love to know the story behind this photo! And we’re sure that this isn’t the only cat meme that has been made from it!

Funny cat memes

Always Blame The Dog

Cats are always innocent – no matter what mess was just made in the house!

Funny cat memes

Grumpy Cat Meme

This grumpy cat meme is just one of many that uses the same image!

Funny cat memes

Funny Cat Jokes

Here’s some funny cat jokes to round things off nicely

Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? A. She’s smoking a cigarette.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman!

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain

Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!

Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

Q: Why are cats so good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives!

Q: What do you call a flying cat? A: I’m-paws-sible.

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I’m paw!