Last updated on September 22nd, 2017 at 05:52 pm
So, is Alien Covenant going to suck or not? Who can tell! Who cares when we have some funny alien memes for you anyway?
Funny Alien Memes
Here’s some of the funniest alien memes online. We’ve mixed in a few alien jokes as well for you!
Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.
How do martians eat their ice creams in space? In floats!
What is a martians favorite chocolate bar? A Mars bar!
What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A Mars-upial.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
A Few More Alien Jokes
Where would an alien park his space ship? A parking meteor!
What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep? He rocked-it (rocket).
What do farmers need to create crop circles? A Pro-tractor.
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO? A crying saucer.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship? Never mind its over your head.
What did the alien say to the gas pump? Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes.
Did you catch the trailer for Alien Covenant? Check it out below!