Vyvyan From The Young Ones – Funny Lines

Vyvyan From The Young Ones – Funny Lines

Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 03:15 pm

Vyvyan from the Young Ones was one of the greatest characters in British comedy. Check out some of the best Vyvyan lines here!


Vyvyan, often referred to as “Vyv”, is a psychopathic punk medical student. He has spiked red hair and four metal stars seemingly embedded into his forehead. He wears a denim waistcoat over a black T-shirt, a black studded belt across his denim jeans and bovver boots. He also gets bored very easily!

Being sober is boring - Vyvyan from the Young Ones

Mindless Violence

Whilst he loves attacking Rick and Neil, for some reason he looks up to Mike, whom he never attacks and often addresses as “Michael”. He despises Rick more than he does Neil; for example when Rick, Mike and Neil meet his mother at a bar in the episode “Boring”, he calls both Neil and Mike his friends, but refers to Rick as “a complete bastard.”

Vyvyan from the Young Ones playing monopoly

Brighter than he looks

Regardless of his violent and mostly simple-minded nature, Vyvyan seems to be the smartest of the group and he has on a couple of occasions demonstrated his talent as a medical student. In the episode “Flood”, he develops a potion to transform a person into an “axe-wielding homicidal maniac”, claiming that “it’s basically a cure… for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac… the potential market’s enormous!”.

Vyvyan from the young ones lines

University Challenge



Is Vyvyan Compassionate?

Although Vyvyan is constantly unruly, he does possess a compassionate side; primarily in the episode “Cash”, when he thought he was pregnant he was considering names to call his baby and he also patted his “bump” saying “that’s my boy!” when it hit Rick in the face and knocked him into the fireplace.